A LITTLE BIT OF CUCUMBER
(Written by T.W. Connor)
Harry Champion


I was weaned on cucumber
And on my wedding day, 
Sitting down to supper when
The guests had gone away,
My old darling said to me, 
"You must be hungry, Joe! 
What is it you fancy?" I
Said, "Fancy! Don't you know?"

I went flying in the air
With my old college chum. 
Suddenly he said to me,
"We're bound for kingdom come!
Is there anything on your mind 
Before you wear a crown?"
I began to shake and said,
"Write this confession down:

To the Lord Mayor's Banquet I 
Got in one foggy day.
When I saw the grub it took
My appetite away: 
"Sparrowgrass" and chaffinches, 
And pigs-head stuffed with jam! 
I said to the waiter there,
"You don't know who I am!"

Sev'ral years of married life 
Have brought me lots of joys.
I don't know how many girls,
I think it's fourteen boys.
When the last one came to town 
It nearly turned my head.
It was marked with a cucumber,
And the fust words that it said,

Were:

CHORUS:
"I like pickled onions,
I like piccalilli.
Pickled cabbage is alright
With a bit of cold meat on Sunday night. 
I can go termartoes,
But what I do prefer,
Is a little bit of cu-cum-cu-cum-cu-cum, 
Little bit of cucumber."