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BANGERS AND MASH (David Lee / Herbert Kretzmer) Peter Sellers & Sophia Loren - 1960 PETER: I met 'er down in Napoli and didn't she look great And so I brought 'er back to Blighty just to show me mates And though we're married 'appily, I'll tell ya furthermore I 'aven't 'ad a decent meal since Nineteen-Forty-Four SL: Eat your minestrone, Joe PS: That's all you ever say SL: Eat your macaroni, Joe PS: Ev'ry blinkin' day SL: No wonder you're so boney, Joe, and skinny as a rake PS: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make PS: Bangers and mash SL: Minestrone PS: Bangers and mash SL: Macaroni PS: Give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make SL: Eat your tagliatelli, Joe PS: That's all I've 'eard for years SL: Eat your vermicelli, Joe PS: It's comin' out me ears SL: You've got to fill your belly, Joe; Joe, for heaven's sake PS: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make SL: Well alright! PS: Bangers and mash SL: Tagliatelli PS: Bangers and mash SL: Vermicelli PS: Ah, give us a bash at the bangers and mash me Muvver used to make SPOKEN (All voices by Sellers): AMERICAN REPORTER: Nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces land in Italy. 1st SOLDIER: There's a smashin'-lookin' bird over there, Bert. I think she's showin' out there. 2nd SOLDIER: Well, why don't you chat 'er up then? 1st SOLDIER: Right! Bongourno Signorina now. 'Ere, are you married? ITALIAN GIRL: (Unintellible reply) 1st SOLDIER: There y'are. Can't 'ave a fairer answer than that, can ya! SOPHIA: I met him back in Italy, so dashing and good-looking He wined me and he dined me ev'ry night He said I smiled so prettily and how he loved my cooking But since he's married me, it seems he's lost his appetite PS (Italian Accent): Eat your tagliatelli, Joe SL (Cockney Accent): That's all you ever say, Ooohhhhh PS: Eat your vermicelli, Joe SL: Ev'ry bloomin' day PS: You've a-got to fill your belly, Joe; Joe, for heaven's sake SL: Well then, give us a bash at the bangers and mash your Muvver used to make PS: Bangers and mash SL: Minestrone PS: Bangers and mash SL: Macaroni PS: Give me a bash with the bangers and mash SL: (Laughing) PS: Like the same one what your Mother was SL: (Laughing) PS: What you laughing at now SL: (Laughing) PS: (Indistinct).....Please! (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - December 2009)

    


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