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BUT WHAT ARE THESE? Paxton / Fairbanks / Thomas as rec by Connie Haines w Ray Bloch & his Orch 1947 I've joined the Lonely Hearts Club, They've promised me romance; I'm trying my utmostest, But haven't got a chance! Only glamour girls have a world that romances; The boys retreat from all of my advances! Some romance, yes sirree! Nobody takes a look at me! So I don't have hair like Alice Faye, What is this, hay? How those guys make me sick, They like the glamour spread on thick! So I don't have lips like xxxx? Louise, What are these, cream cheese? Once upon a time there was a gal, Her name was Cinderella, Love, romance and thrills she didn't know! Then one night she lost a shoe And like that she got a fella!, But it ain't necessarily so! Though I do all I can, I find that I can't get a man! I see my legs aren't just like Betty Grable, What are these for, a table? Ten million prospectees, I never find one I can please! I know my figure won't make Lana blush, What's this, a bowl o' mush? Won't somebody take a chance? I'm in the mood for sweet romance! Though I may not sing like Deanna D, What's wrong with my personality? Once upon a time there was a gal, Her name was Cinderella, Love, romance and thrills she didn't know! Then one night she lost a shoe And like that she got a fella!, But it ain't necessarily so! Rich or poor, movie stars, I'll even take a man from Mars! Though I may not be full of "oomph" or "it", What I've got, brother, ain't counterfeit! So won't someone be my fella? Don't you know I'm little Cinderella? Come on, take a chance with me! (Transcribed by Peter Akers - September 2012)

    


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