COCAINE BILL AND MORPHINE SUE 
Traditional


Cocaine Bill and Morphine Sue 
Strolling down the avenue two by two. 

Refrain: Oh, honey 
won't you have a little sniff on me, 
Have a sniff on me, 

Said Sue to Bill: "It'll do no harm, 
If we both just have a little shot in the arm." 

Said Bill to Sue: "I can't refuse, 
'Cause there's no more kick in this darned ol' booze" 

So they walked down first and they turned up main, 
Looking for a place they could buy cocaine. 

They came to a drugstore full of smoke, 
Where they saw a little sign sayin' "No more coke" 

Now in the graveyard on the hill, 
Lies the body of Cocaine Bill. 

And in a grave right by his side, 
Lies the body of his cocaine bride. 

All o' you cokies is a-gonna be dead 
If you don't stop a-sniffin that stuff in your head. 

Now where they went, no one can tell 
It might have been heaven or it might have been ... SNIFF.”