DINNER WITH DRAC
(Cory / Hayden)

John Zacherle - 1958


A dinner was served for three
At Draculas house by the sea
The hors dourvres were fine
But I choked on my wine
When I learned that the main course was me

The waitress, a vampire named Perkins
Was so very fond of small gherkins
While serving tea
She ate forty-three
Which pickled her internal workings

(Instrumental Break)

Igor the scalpels go on the left
With the pitchforks, Igor, IGOR!

What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter
But they use her pool less than they oughtta
When her guests dive in there, they just disappear
The blood stains the boats, but its easy to float
Because blood is much thicker than water

(Instrumental Break)

Dracula, old friend, how are things in Transylvania

For dessert there was batwing confetti
And the veins of a mummy named Betty
I first frowned upon it
But with ketchup on it
It tasted very much like spaghetti

Goodnight, whatever you are