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EEH! AH! OH! OOH! (Carbone) The Goons - 1956 (Sellers) Friends, pick up that bottle you will finding standing in the centre of your dining room table (Secombe) Now examine it closely and read what it says on the very small print on the back of the label (Sellers) Note that it's contents are invaluable for pea soup, falling ears, irritation of the nurglers, exterminating socks and preserving eggs (Milligan) And that doctors strongly recommend it as a cure for the lurgi, the on-set of the nadgers, spots before the ankles, soft shoulders, pink toenail and acute amounting on the legs So ooooo (ow!) If you're turning pimply and your knees are turning blue Don't be nervous simply, try Eeh! Ah! Oh! Oh! Ooh! Practice every morning and you'll find that you Almost without warning will be Eeh! Oh! Ah! Oh! Ooh! (Secombe) Combat, cure infection with this latest thing Follow the directions and PING! (Milligan) Now the nights are colder you'll find what to do Write on the folder: Just Eeh! Ah! Oh! Ooh! (Sellers?) When the flame affects you, or you got the flu You find what protects you is Eeh! Ah! Nicky! Nu! Better than the whisky, brandy gin or glue Makes your liver frisky does Eeh! Or! Ah! Nu! (Milligan/Eccles) And for making company or friends try some in your coffee And ya ha ya ya ha (Secombe) So if you get heated, don't get defeated Hold your breath, be seated and Eeh! Ah! Oh! (All) So when your out of funds and the rent is due Just a tiny spoonful will do And Oh! Ah! Arg! Oh! Glug! Arg! Arc! Arg! Ooh! [Disgusting Donkey noises] (Sellers/Bloodnok) Oh -- Oh! that's better! Rhymes ------ (Secombe) I'm going to hold a rhyming comptetion To prove that England is the greatest still But if I don't like the rhyme that you have written I reserve the right, the poet for to kill! (Sellers/Thynee) This could mean the big time! Have you heard of this man Moriarty Who's never appeared with Russell Harty (Milligan/Moriarty) The reason is this: I was out on the (All) That was a terrible rhyme -- (Secombe) who's the next victim -- that' you (Sellers/Bloodnok) A nobleman from old Bohemia Whose daughter was christined Euphemia Though she was a real stunner, she married a gunner With chancres and haemiophilia! (All) That was a wonderful rhyme sign us another one,do! (Milligan/Moriarty) The reason is this: I was out on the (Sellers/Bloodnok) Right in the old Niagaras (Sellers/Bluebottle) There was a young lady of Tottingham Who had no manners or had forgotten them At tea at the Vicar's, she ripped off her knickers Because she said she felt hot in 'em (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Milligan/Minnie) Why aren't I in this recording (Milligan/Eccles) There was a young man of Tralee Who was stung on the neck by a wasp When asked did it hurt, he replied not at all. It can't (All) That was an unfinished ryhme. Sing us another one do (Sellers/Rough) Morning hard on the nurdle In arm with the bird and the burdle The old fargon goo, he done riden the blue And he grundled the gwreds and the gwrelds (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Milligan/Japanese) There was a young man from Yokohomo Who marry a girl from Kawmow On honeymoon night, bed catch alite So he get up and put on pyjammas (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Sellers/German) There was a young Nazi from Berlin Fought for Hitler in hopes that he would win Now he cleans all the shoes of the Golders Green Jews Boy have they got it in for him! (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Milligan/Indian1) There was a young man called Ghandi (Sellers/Indian2) Ghandi is right (Indian1) Who went in to the bar for the Shandy (Indian2) You are right absolutely (Indian1) With his great loin cloth he wipes off the froth And the barman says "Blimey, that's handy" (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Eccles) Well that's the end of that (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Bloodnok) Look, I have several others rhymes unsung (All) That was a jolly good rhyme. Sing us another one, do (Minnie) Stop! Stop! Stop! FX: (various fading out complaints) (Moriarity) The reason was this, I was out on the FX: (gunshot!)

    


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