HAROLD THE FROG
Captain Beaky & His Band


Harold, a rather lonely frog 
With spotted manly chest, 
Lived in a wet and squelchy bog 
And always looked depressed 

He couldn't get a froggy date 
Although he'd try each night 
But when he'd squelch behind a girl, 
She'd just leap off in fright 

A wallflower at the local hop, 
He'd dance 'til dawn alone 
(two three four) 
Quick quick slow quick 
Plop plop plop 
Then squelch his way back home 

Reflecting in his private pool 
On his unhappy fate, 
He wondered why on earth it was 
He couldn't get a date... 

His friends all knew the reason why 
But friends don't like to tell 
A frog who's got and doesn't know 
A wet and boggy smell 
A frog who's got a wet and boggy smell