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LEWIS AND CLARK (Bill Fried / Chip Davis) C. W. McCall - 1975 Now Arnie Jones and Marybeth Jensen's in a 'vette down by the depot Had John Denver on 8-track, gettin' high Marybeth's wig was on the floor and Arnold's feet was out the door When we shined our flashlight in Arnold's startled eyes I says, "What you doin' boy? Don't you know that's against the law? We just gonna have to get this situation under control Now my name's Fairweather Lewis and this here's Willard Clark And we the Pottawattamie County love patrol" Then two hippies in their Chevy's, puffin' grass and sippin' wine 'Bout fourteen miles south-east of Council Bluffs They was passin' round the peacepipe when we caught 'em with our flashlight And Willard's hairy hands applied the cuffs And I says, "Boys, you got some trouble, you commitin' herbicide We just gonna have to get this situation under control 'Cause I'm Fairweather Lewis and this here's Willard Clark And we the Pottawattamie County weed patrol" Then we spied ol' Marvin Kline a-headin' south on twenty-nine Like a midnight auto accessory store on wheels His trunk was full of hub caps and his back seat full of tires When we picked him up and made him spread his heels I says, "Hands upon the wall, boy, you allowed to make one call We just gonna have to get this situation under control 'Cause see I'm Fairweather Lewis and this here's Willard Clark And we the Pottawattamie County rip-off patrol" Then Orville Hinkle left the Go-Go Club on his bran' new motorcycle Runnin' stoplights, raisin' hell and causin' accidents His brain was doin' wheelies and his blood was three-two beer When we nailed him in his driveway at his residence I says, "Orville you're in trouble, boy, but if you'll blow this here baloon up We're gonna get your situation under control Now I'm Captain Fairweather Lewis and this here's Willard Clark And we the Pottawattamie County juice patrol" Then we's passin' by the Dewdrop Inn when we heard this woman scream So we pulled on in and parked and got the guns out Well we bashed on through the lobby into unit seventeen There's twenty-eight folks in there near about no clothes on An'I says, "Ev'rybody up against the wall, show us your identification We just gonna definitely get this situation under control 'Cause my name's Fairweather Lewis and this here's Willard Clark And we the Pottawattamie County sin patrol" "C'mon Willard let's go sneakin' round in the dark some more Never know what you're gonna find" (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - June 2010)

    


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