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L-Y (composer : Tom Lehrer) Tom Lehrer You're wearing your squeaky shoes, And right there taking a snooze, Is a tiger! So how do you walk on by? (loud whisper) Silently, silently, silent, L-Y. You're a Secret Agent Man, Who's after The Secret Plan. How do you act so they don't know you're a spy? (acting suspiciously) Normally {whistle), normally (whistle), normal, L-Y. At an eating contest you boast That you can eat the most! How do you down your 50th piece of pie? (nauseated) Eagerly (ughh!), eagerly (yecch!), eager, L-Y. On the lake your boat upset, And your clothes got soaking wet. How do you stand and wait for them to dry? (shivering) D-d-d-d-d-d-patiently, D-d-d-d-d-d-patiently, d-d-d-d-d-d-patient, L-Y. In the public library, You fall and hurt your knee. But the sign says "QUIET, PLEASE," so how can you cry? (crying) Quietly, quietly, quiet, L-Y. As you walk along the street, A porcupine you meet! How do you shake his hand when he says "Hi!"? (warily) Carefully, carefully, careful, L-Y. You enter a very dark room, And sitting there in the gloom, Is DRACULA! Now how do you say goodbye?! Immediately, immediately, immediate, L-Y! Bye-bye! (Contributed by Aaron Handy III - April 2003)

    


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