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MY AARDVARK WEARS SNOWSHOES(Nonsense song, sung to the tune of "On Top Of Old Smokey") My aardvark wears snowshoes My grandmother's green And my red neon necktie Can barely be seen My aardvark went shopping For a purple toupee When the FBI stopped him On the Appian Way Then without any warning The G-man fell dead While visions of aardvarks They danced in his head Then a nine-legged chicken Laid an egg on his toes Which hatched out a Martian With a forty foot nose The nose was so monstrous That it weighed down his head He turned with great effort To the chicken and said My aardvark wears snowshoes My grandmother's green And my red neon necktie Can barely be seen (Contributed by - May 2009)

    


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