MY GEE GEE FROM THE FIJI ISLANDS
(Lew Brown / Albert Von Tilzer,   1920)

Hiram Perkin, got tired of workin' on the farm each day
So he wandered down to see the circus in the town
Saw the animals, and the cannibals when they came on view
Then he flirted with a wild wild woman, and they got real friendly too 
When Hiram got back home, the folks all gathered by his side 
They said, "Where were you what did you see?" and Hiram replied.

Hiram giggled each time she wiggled he was gone for fair
Followed her around until the circus left the town 
Told the friends he knew he was going to sell his farm next day 
They thought he was going crazy so they called the doctor right away
The doctor felt his head and said 
There's something wrong inside
I can't diag'nose it what can it be?" and Hiram replied.

Oh! Gee! say gee, you ought to see my Gee Gee, 
From the Fiji Isle
Gosh Gee, say Gee, you ought to be with Gee Gee 
She can make you smile 
Rings inside the nose 
Bells upon her toes 
And I'm here to tell you that she's some high kicker, 
Her kick is like the kick in home made liquor, 
She's got a lingo as funny as By Jingo, you know what I mean 
And she does a twister, much better than her sister, silly Chili Bean 
Over here, over there, she's a little but bare, 
So she wears a lot of leaves to protect her from the air 
Oh! Gee, say gee, you ought to see my Gee Gee, 
From the Fiji Isle.