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POLKA DOT UNDIES Dr. Demento Well, I went for a drive in my pickup truck. I picked up my girl, 'cause I wanted to Show her my gloves, 'cause she had on her mitts, And I blushed brightly when she showed me her Perfume that she buys whenever Avon calls, So I took off my pants, and I showed her my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies! Yeah, my polka-dot undies from Miracle Mart. I said, "Look, be careful, I think I'm gonna Turn a sharp corner, and go up on the grass." She leaned out the window, and I thought I saw her Pointing to something that flashed by real quick. She said, "Hey, look at that! It looks just like your Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies! Yeah, my polka-dot undies that I wear back-to-front. She smiled and she said, "Have you seen my Brother's new car? The one that he stole?" Then she asked me to look up her Whole damn family, and I went into shock When I found out it was her sister who really liked Polka-dot undies! Polka-dot undies! Yeah! (instrumental) Well, I took her out to dinner, but on one thing she was firm: She'd swallow almost anything, except for Stories that her brother didn't like birds, But hung around leather bars, and liked to eat Fish and chips, and he still sucked his thumb. I said, "I don't mind!" And she kissed me on my Polka-dot undies! My polka-dot undies! I kissed her softly, and I said, "I'll tell you what. Let's roll up the windows, and I'll eat your Last bar of chocolate - the one that's in the parcel." She said, "No, no, no", and she called me a Taxi. And I said, "I beg your pardon! But get me home real fast before I lose my Polka-dot undies!" Polka-dot undies! The moral of this story, like a jewel it is gleamin'. But you'll never find it in a glass of warm Milk or tea, 'cause it will not fit, And you probably already think I am full of Vague innuendos and double-meanin' rhymes. But I'll tell you that obscenity is all in your Polka-dot undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah, your edible undies! Your polka-dot undies! Yeah!


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