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SCRATCH YOUR DOG (IF HE CAN'T SCRATCH HISSELF) (Larry Kingston) Del Reeves - 1967 Now let me give you girls some good hard advice Nearly ev'ry man's got a wandering eye You'd better treat him gentle and be real good 'Cos there's a lot more welcome mats in the neighbourhood And a man's just like an old hound dog Keep him happy or he's gonna roam Scratch your dog if he can't scratch hisself And he'll never run away from home I'm sure you've heard that old proverb, they say If it ain't on the menu, there's another café If you think nobody else could satisfy his appetite Well you don't know what's cookin' in this town ev'ry night 'Cos a man's just like an old hound dog Keep him happy or he's gonna roam Scratch your dog if he can't scratch hisself And he'll never run away from home Now, a man and a dog are really two of a kind They got their eyes and noses working all the time So exercise him good, keep the hunger off the face When a bunny hops by, he'll be too tired to chase 'Cos a man's just like an old hound dog Keep him happy or he's gonna roam Scratch your dog if he can't scratch hisself And he'll never run away from home A man's just like an old hound dog Keep him happy or he's gonna roam Well, scratch your dog if he can't scratch hisself And he'll never run away from home A man's just like an old hound dog Keep him happy or he's gonna roam Scratch your dog if he can't scratch hisself And he'll never run away from home (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - January 2007) (Contributed by - January 2007) echo ""; ?>


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