SICK, SOBER AND SORRY (Tex Atchinson / Eddie Hazlewood) Johnny Bond - 1951 Also recorded by: Lefty Frizzell; Tom Morrell & The Time-Warp Tophands; Scotty Campbell & The Wardenaires; Custom Made Scare; Wilf 'Montana Slim' Carter; George Jones; The Sidemen; Jim Stringer; Tommy Duncan. Sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had I met with a gal in a tavern Oh, what a beautiful dream We had three or four, then had several more And that's when I went off my beam Oh, sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had The jukebox so loudly was playin' Each couple havin' a ball But of all of them gals, their sweethearts and pals I bet I am sicker than all Oh, sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had The clock on the wall said it's later In fact it was twenty to four In spite of my pride, they kicked me outside They locked and they bolted the door Oh, sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had Outside I was hailin' a taxi I got one this time without fail It sported a star, I never got far Was only two blocks to the jail Oh, sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had Oh, sick, sober and sorry Broke, disgusted and sad Sick, sober and sorry But look at the fun that I had CHORUS