THE DICK VAN DYKE SHOW THEME SONG (Music by Earle Hagen / Lyrics by Morey Amsterdam) Dick Van Dyke So you think that you've got troubles? Well, trouble's a bubble, So tell old Mr. Trouble to "Get lost!". Why not hold your head up high and, Stop cryin', start tryin', And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed. When you find the joy of livin' Is lovin' and givin' You'll be there when the winning dice are tossed. A smile is just a frown that's turned upside down, So smile, and that frown will defrost. And don't forget to keep your fingers crossed! (Contributed by Aaron Handy III - March 2003)