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THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG (Fred Campbell) August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983 Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway. Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night Somebody nearly cut me right off the road I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad So I wrote a song about him instead It goes like this... Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'Cause you're an asshole tonight Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E And don't you try to blame it on me You deserve all the credit You're an asshole tonight You were an asshole yesterday You're an asshole tonight And I've got a feelin' You'll be an asshole the rest of your life (Instrumental Break) And I was talkin' to your mother Just the other night I told her I thought you were an asshole She said, "Yes, I think you're right" And all your friends are assholes 'Cause you've known them your whole life And somebody told me You've got an asshole for a wife Were you born an asshole? Or did you work at it your whole life? Either way it worked out fine 'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

    


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