THE MOLE IN THE HOLE The Southlanders - 1958 I'm not a bat or a rat or a cat, I'm not a gnu or a kangaroo, I'm not a goose or a moose on the loose, I am a mole and I live in a hole. I'm not a cow or a chow or a sow, I'm not a snake or a hake or a drake, I'm not a flea or a wee chimpanzee, I am a mole and I live in a hole. Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast, You're the slick chick I dig the most , I'm not a ram or a clam or a lamb, I'm not a hog or a frog or a dog, I'm not a bus or a hip-potomus, I am a mole and I live in a hole. Yarg yarg, quarck quarck, fried boiled or roast, You're the slick chick I dig the most, I'm not a ram or a clam or a lamb, I'm not a hog or a frog or a dog, I'm not a bus or a hip-potomus, I am a mole and I live in a hole. I am a mole and I live in a hole.