TOO FAT POLKA (I DON'T WANT HER, YOU CAN HAVE HER, SHE'S TOO FAT FOR ME) (Ross MacLean / Arthur Richardson) Arthur Godfrey - 1947 Andrews Sisters - 1947 Frankie Yankovic & His Yanks - 1968 Mighty Tubadours - 1991 Also recorded by: Bobby Vinton; James Last Orch; Stan Wolowic & The Polka Chips; Whoopee John; Harry Zimmerman Big Band; Drew Carey. Here's a silly ditty, You can sing it right away Now, here is what you say So sing it while you may Here's a silly jingle, You can sing it night or noon Here's the words, that's all you need 'Cause I just sang the tune: Oh, I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her, She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy I get numbo When I'm dancing With my Jum-Jum-Jumbo I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me Can she prance up a hill? No, no, no, no, no Can she dance a quadrille? No, no, no, no, no Does she fit in your coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly Sit upon your knee? No, no, no We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me And she's too fat for me But she's just right for me We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me Yeah, she's too fat, Much too fat But she's just right for me She's so charming And she's so winning But it's alarming When she goes in swimming We don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me But she's just right for me So I sure want her, you can't have her She's just right for me But she's too fat! She's not too fat! She's just right for me! She's a twosome, She's a foursome If she'd lose some I would like her more some I don't want her, you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me I don't want her you can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat Much too fat She's too fat for me Hey! ***** As recorded by James Last - German & English Versions: Sie sieht neben mir aus oh oh oh oh oh Wie ein wandelndes Haus oh oh oh oh oh Steh' ich einmal hinter ihr Sieht man nichts mehr von mir Und für mein Gefühl ist mir das viel zu viel oh oh oh Kaum hat er sie geseh'n oh oh oh oh oh War es um ihn gescheh'n oh oh oh oh oh Ihre mächtige Forma fand er einfach enorm Und er bat galant mich um ihre Hand oh oh Drum nimm sie dir ich mag sie nicht Denn sie ist mir zu fett Sie ist mir zu fett Sie ist mir zu fett Drumm nimm sie dir Ich mag sie nicht Denn sie ist mir zu fett Viel zu fett viel zu fett sie ist mir zu fett Deine Liebe und dein Sehnen Und dein Herz schenk' dieser runden Schönen Can she prance up a hill? No! No! No! No! No! Can she dance a quadrille! No! No! No! No! No! Does she fit in my coupe? By herself she's a group Could she possibly sit up on my knee? No! No! No! No! No! She's too fat for me! I don't want her You can have her She's too fat for me She's too fat for me She's too fat for me Oh, I don't want her You can have her Please do that for me She's too fat She's too fat She's too fat for me I get dizzy I get numbo When i'm dancing with my Jum-Jum-Jumbo She's a twosome she's a foursome She should lose some, I would like her moresome