The most effec-tu-al Top Cat
Who's intellectual close friends get to call at T. C.
Providing it's with invitee
The indisputable leader of the gang
He's the boss
He's the VIP
He's a championship
He's the most tip top - Top Cat
Yes he's the chief
He's the king, but above everything
He's the most tip top - Top Cat!
(Corrections by Terry McGrath - December 2003)