WAITRESS, WAITRESS (Boudleaux Bryant) Little Jimmy Dickens - 1967 Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Get my order right Give me turnip greens and a bowl full of beans And a date with you tonight Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress You're sure looking pert I want a slice of ham and a candy jam With a kiss for my dessert You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you Waitress, waitress, apple of my eye Here's a 20 cent tip for you I could sit for days And never quit gazing in your eyes of blue Why you're slinging that coffee and pie I'll never, never know You could be the queen of a movie screen Or a television show You're a uniform angel, you're a dream You're heavenly beautiful too Honey, we'd go together like peaches and cream Under a lover's moon Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you (Contributed by Beverly - May 2010) ********** As recorded by Little Jimmy Dickens: Waitress, waitress, purty little waitress Get my order right I'll take a a bowl of beans, side of greens And a date with you tonight You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen Your bubbling over with charms You should be on the cover of a magazine Or better yet, in my arms Why you're slingin' that coffee and pie I will never, never know You could be the star of a movie Or on a television show Waitress, waitress, purty little waitress Tell me when you'll be through And no matter how late, I'll be here a-waitin' Just outside for you (Contributed by - June 2009) WAITRESS, WAITRESS (Boudleaux Bryant) Little Jimmy Dickens - 1967 Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Get my order right Give me turnip greens and a bowl full of beans And a date with you tonight Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress You're sure looking pert I want a slice of ham and a candy jam With a kiss for my dessert You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you Waitress, waitress, apple of my eye Here's a 20 cent tip for you I could sit for days And never quit gazing in your eyes of blue Why you're slinging that coffee and pie I'll never, never know You could be the queen of a movie screen Or a television show You're a uniform angel, you're a dream You're heavenly beautiful too Honey, we'd go together like peaches and cream Under a lover's moon Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen You're bubbling over with charm You belong on a cover of a magazine Or better yet my arm Waitress, Waitress, pretty little waitress Say when you'll be through And no matter how late I'll be here waiting Just outside for you (Contributed by Beverly - May 2010) ********** As recorded by Little Jimmy Dickens: Waitress, waitress, purty little waitress Get my order right I'll take a a bowl of beans, side of greens And a date with you tonight You're the prettiest thing I've ever seen Your bubbling over with charms You should be on the cover of a magazine Or better yet, in my arms Why you're slingin' that coffee and pie I will never, never know You could be the star of a movie Or on a television show Waitress, waitress, purty little waitress Tell me when you'll be through And no matter how late, I'll be here a-waitin' Just outside for you (Contributed by - June 2009)