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WHAT KIND OF NOISE ANNOYS AN OYSTER (Frank Crumit / Billy Curtis) Frank Crumit - 1930 Lots of folks are worried over how they'll pay the rent Some folks are annoyed because they can't lay up a cent Others are perplexed about the latest picture show But there is really only just one thing I'd like to know What kind of a noise annoys an oyster No matter what I do, the answer won't come through What kind of a noise annoys an oyster That's a question I would like an answer to A little piece of cheese annoys a mouse, there is no doubt But here's the one thing I've been trying hard to figure out What kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew What kind of a noise annoys an oyster I asked them at the zoo They said they wished they knew What kind of a noise annoys an oyster That's a question I would like an answer to A piece of cheese annoys a mouse The mouse annoys in turn The cat who then annoys the dog But still I cannot learn What kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew Oysters live a life within a very narrow scope One thing I've found out is that an oyster don't like soap I'll admit the problem's been a sticker from the go I've asked most everyone I've met, and no one seems to know What kind of a noise annoys an oyster I've figured till I'm blue, so now I'm asking you What kind of a noise annoys an oyster That's a question I would like an answer to A piece of cheese annoys the mouse The mouse annoys the cat The cat annoys the dog The dog annoys your Sunday hat But, what kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew What kind of a noise annoys an oyster I've asked each one I knew, from here to Kalamazoo What kind of a noise annoys an oyster That's a question I would like an answer to. Now, simple things annoy a lot of simple folks, you see And that's most likely why this question is annoying me But what kind of a noise annoys an oyster When an oyster's in a stew, da-doodle-ooh-doo! (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - January 2017)

    


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