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CHRISTMAS DRAGNET (YULENET) Pt.1 (Daws Butler / Stan Freberg / Walter Schumann) Stan Freberg & Daws Butler - 1953 JOE: This is the season My name's Wednesday My partner's Frank Jones The Chief's name is Captain Kellogg December the 24th, Christmas Eve They brought in a guy named 'Grudge' When I heard what they booked him on, my blood ran cold It was a 4096325- 096704: not believing in Santa Claus 4:35 p.m. I was working the holiday watch out of homicide with Frank FRANK: "Hang up your stocking yet, Joe?" JOE: "Yeah, just before I come down. You too Frank?" FRANK: "Always do. Hung it up early just in case I have to work late tonight. Wouldn't wanna miss out on when Santa Claus comes you know." JOE: "Sure wouldn't, be a shame." FRANK: "Whatcha gonna do tomorrow, Joe? Whatcha gonna do on Christmas, you got any plans?" JOE: "Nothin' much." FRANK "Why don't you come by the house Joe? We're gonna have Christmas dinner. You know, all the trimmings: turkey, celery stuffing, oysters maybe. Chestnuts, all the trimmings, you know. Cranberry sauce, love'ta have ya. The Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. You know, olives, pickles, scallions. Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions. Did you ever notice that Joe?" JOE: "Notice what Frank?" FRANK: "How most people call them green onions but they're really scallions." JOE: "Uh-huh. Scallions." FRANK: "Anytime after two, Joe. Love ta have ya." JOE: "Uh-huh. Well I'll see." FRANK: "Love ta have ya." JOE: "Uh-huh. Well, I'll see." FRANK: "Love ta have ya." JOE: "Uh-huh. Well, I'll see." FRANK: "Missus always fixes a plate of relish with them little carrot sticks. You know - olives, pickles, scallions."

    


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