I SAW DADDY KISSING SANTA CLAUS
I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath the mistletoe last night.
He didnít see me creep, Down the stairs to have a peep.
He thought that I was upstairs in my bedroom fast asleep.
Then I saw Daddy tickle Santa Claus, Underneath his beard so snowy white.
There must be some mistake; Was I really awake?
I rubbed my eyes and moved in close, a better look to take.
Then I saw Daddy hugging Santa Claus.
He took his hand and pulled him to the couch.
It must have been just fine; Santa didnít mean to mind.
Then Daddy moved across the room to pour them both some wine.
Then I saw Daddy fondle Santa Claus, And on his ear he nibbled now and then.
I crawled across the floor, I hid behind the door,
I left it open just a crack so I could see some more.
Then I saw Daddy undress Santa Claus.
They quickly threw their clothes on our big chair.
Well, much to my surprise, I couldnít believe my eyes!
It wasnít Santa after all but Mommy in disguise,
When I saw Daddy kissing Santa Claus, Underneath to mistletoe last night.
Oh what I laugh it would have been, If I had REALLY seen,
Daddy kissing Santa Claus last night!!!