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IT'S CHRISTMAS AND I WONDER WHERE I AM Dudley Moron PARODY OF"Winter Wonderland") At the office Christmas party I started off with a Bicardi I never get sauced But, right now, I'm lost! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I had a beer at my brother's Had eggnog at my mother's Then three bottles of wine... Which automobile's mine? It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! Someone caught me dancing with a snowman Policeman came and put me in his car He said, "Are you drunk?" and I said, "No, man, But could you drop me off at the next bar?" (HEH-HEH) I guess my wife must be missing. Who's this dog that I'm kissing? They say his name's Spot And he likes me...a lot! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! I was looking for a lady I could dance with So I stood beneath the mistletoes Someone said, "You'd have a better chance if You take the lampshade off and put back on your clothes!" (A lampshade! Isn't that the best?!) Time to be going. I'm naked...is it still snowing? It's time I should leave... I'll be back New Year's Eve!! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! It's Christmas and I wonder where I am! Have you seen my hat; I wouldn't want to freeze. What a party! Don't you wish you were me?!?!? (Contributed by Staxwax - December 2008)

    


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