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I WISH IT COULD BE CHRISTMAS YESTERDAY (Parody) (To the tune of 'I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day' by Roy Wood / Wizzard) Are you ready parents? (No! No! No!) When the salesman brings the bill And the cost makes you feel ill But you grit your teeth and pay up anyway. And you trudge home through the rain Then you trudge right back again 'Cause the pattern's wrong Or it's just far too long Or they hate grey. Well I wish it could be Christmas yesterday With the presents opened and the mess all cleared away. Oh, I wish it could be Christmas yesterday We could do without this Christmas. Auntie Ethel's in a mood Cause little Wayne is throwing food And: 'Tracey's vegetarian - you knew that!' Then to add to all the fun You find the turkey's overdone So you're chomping on leather With a slight taste of feather In a hat. Well, I wish it could be Christmas yesterday With the in-laws banished and the kids out of the way. Yes, I wish it could be Christmas yesterday We could do without this Christmas. Now the kids are near to blows Over who gets the next go On the 'Greatest Must-Have Wonder Toy Du Jour!' But at least you've bought some peace A few hours of sweet release But they'll get bored soon enough Just like they did with all the stuff You've bought before. Well, I wish it could be Christmas yesterday But until it is I'll stay out of the way Yes, I wish it could be Christmas yesterday We could do without this Christmas. Yes I've just had enough of Christmas!

    


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