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I YUST GO NUTS AT CHRISTMAS Yogi Yorgeson Oh I yust go nuts at Christmas, on that jolly holiday, Iíll go in the red like a knucklehead, Ďcause Iíll squander all my pay. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas; shopping sure drives me berserk On the day before Iíll walk in a store like a poor bewildered yerk! I look at nightgowns for my wife, those black ones trimmed in red, But I donít know her size and so sheíll get a carpet sweeper instead. Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas, when each kid hangs up his sock Itís a time for kids to flip their lids while their papa goes in hock. On the night before Christmas itís still in the house, My family is sleeping, so Iím quiet like a mouse. I look at my watch, and midnight is here I think Iíll sneak out for a cold glass of beer. Down at the corner, the crowd is so merry I end up my drink and about 12 Tom & Jerryís I get to bed late, and Gee whiz, how Iím sleeping, When onto my bed those darn kids, they come leaping. They sit on my face, and they yump on my belly, And Iím quivering all over like a bowl full of yelly They scream, ďMerry Christmas!Ē My poor wife and me We stumble down stairs and she lights up the tree. My head is exploding. My mouth tastes like a pickle I step on a skate and fall on a tricycle. Yust before Christmas dinner I relax to a point- Then relatives start swarming all over the yoint. On Christmas I hug and I kiss my wifeís mother Ė The rest of the year, we donít speak to each other Ė After dinner my aunt and my wifeís Uncle Louie Get into an argument- theyíre both awful screwy. Then all my wifeís family say Louie is right, And my goofy relations, they join in the fight! Back in the corner, the radio is playing, And over the racket, Gabriel Heater is saying, ďPeace on Earth, everybody, and Good will to men!Ē And yust at that moment, someone slugs Uncle Ben. We all run outside goofy so the neighbors will hear, Oh, Iím so glad Merry Christmas comes yust once a year! (sing) Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas, but I still have lots of fun Yust the same as you, I enyoy it too. Merry Christmas Everyone! (Contributed by Lee Sartain - December 2007)

    


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