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THE HANNUKKAH SONG (Ian Maxtone-Graham / L. Morton / Adam Sandler) Adam Sandler - 1996 INTRO: This is a song, that uh, there's a lot of Christmas songs out there, but not too many about Hanukkah. So I wrote a song for all those nice little Jewish kids who dont get to hear any Hanukkah songs. Here we go..... Put on your yalmulka, here comes Hanukkah It's so much fun-akkah to celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is the Festival of Lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Heres a list of people who are Jewish, just like you and me David Lee Roth lights the menorrah So do James Caan, Kirk Douglas, and the late Dinah Shore-ah Guess who eats together at the Karnickey Deli Bowzer from Sha-na-na, and Arthur Fonzerrelli Paul Newman's half Jewish, Goldie Hawn's half too Put them together, what a fine lookin' Jew! You dont need Deck the Halls or Jingle Bell Rock Cause you can spin the dreidl with Captain Kirk and Mr. Spock, both Jewish! Put on your yalmulka, its time for Hanukkah The owner of the Seattle Supersonic-ahs celebrates Hanukkah O.J. Simpson, not a Jew! But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew, he converted! We got Ann Landers and her sister Dear Abby Harrison Ford's a quarter Jewish, not too shabby! Some people think that Ebeneezer Scrooge is Well, he's not, but guess who is, all three stooges So many Jews are in show biz Tom Cruise isn't, but I heard his agent is Tell your friend Veronica, it's time you celebrate Hanukkah I hope I get a harmonica, on this lovely, lovely Hanukkah So drink your gin-and-tonic-ah, and smoke your marajuanic-ah, If you really, really wanna-kah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah THE HANUKKAH SONG - PART 2 Time to take out those menorahs! Put on your yalmulka, it's time for Hanukkah So much fun-uka to celebrate Hanukkah Hanukkah is, the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents, we get eight crazy nights When you feel like the only kid in town without a Christmas tree Here's a new list of people who are Jewish just like you and me Winona Ryder drinks Manashevits' wine Then spins a dredl with Ralph Lauren and Calvin Klein Guess who give and receives loads of Hanukkah toys? The girls from Barukasouhl and all three Beastie Boys Lenny Kravitz is half Jewish, Courtney Love is half too Put them together, what a funky, bad-ass Jew We got Harvey Keitel and flashdancer Jennifer Beals Yasmine Bleeth from Baywatch is Jewish and yes, her boobs are real O.J. Simpson, still not a Jew But guess who is, the guy who does the voice for Scooby-Doo Bob Dylan was born a Jew, then he wasn't, but now he's back Mary Tyler Moore's husband is Jewish 'cuz we're pretty good in the sack Guess who got bar mitzvah-ed on the PGA tour? No, I'm not talking about Tiger Woods, I'm talking about Mister Happy Gilmore So many Jews are in the show-biz Bruce Springsteen isn't Jewish, but my Mother thinks he is Tell that old harmonica, it's time to celebrate Hanukkah It's not pronounced Chanukkah, the C is silent in Hanukkah So your your Hooked on Phonic-a, get drunk in Teawonica If you really really wanna-kah Have a happy, happy, happy, happy Hanukkah

    


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