WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR (Novelty Parody)
(Written by Melinda Root / Fannie Zollicoffer)


Sleigh bells ring and I'm listening,
But I'm turning and twisting.
'Cause I'm itching up here,
And I'm scratching down there,
I'm walking in my winter underwear.

Now, the front is all battered,
And the back is is all tattered,
But, when I'm cold to the core,
I walk through the "trap door",
And up into my winter underwear.

Vell, I don't care if it rains or snows or freezes.
I yam so warm I yust don't give a hoot.
I put on all the stockings I can locate,
And I wear two pair of trousers with my suit.

But then I start to perspire
And then it sets me on fire.
'Cause I'm itching up here,
And I'm scratching down there,
I'm walking in my winter underwear.

Vinter snow is white and glistening,
But I'm turning and twisting.
I gotta scratch a little here,
I gotta scratch a little there.
I'm walking in my winter underwear.

I put my bathing suit away in moth balls,
And now I've got to adapt to snow balls.
Then I can't scratch my back;
I throw myself all aback.
I'm walking in my winter underwear.

Through rain and snow and ice I do not worry.
The winter come, I yust don't give a hoot.
My coat and hat and earmuffs keep my cozy
And I wear two pair of trousers with my suit.

But then to cope to other clothing,
Vell, the thing that I am loading,
Is when my face turn blue,
And contortions I go through,
Walking in my winter underwear.

They're from Sears-Rooobuuuck....
Walking in my winter underwear!


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WALKING IN MY WINTER UNDERWEAR
(Novelty Parody #2)


Sleigh bells ring and I'm listening, 
Winter's here, snow is glistening 
It is cold outside 
There's no place to hide 
Got to change into my winter underwear 

I need to dress for the weather 
Dress in layers cause it's better 
You just can't go wrong 
Just as long 
As you start with your winter underwear. 

Well, I don't care if it rains `r snows or freezes. 
I'm so warm I just don't give a hoot. 
I put on all the stockings I can locate, 
And wear two pair of liners in my boots 

Building snowmen, figure skating 
Mr. Pechey's cross country skiing 
It don't matter a bit 
Cause I got a good fit 
Walking in my winter underwear. 

Hockey Games, tobaggon riding 
It is so fun, slipping and sliding 
I will not complain 
It's all just a game 
When I'm walking in my winter underwear. 

Through rain 'n snow and ice I do not worry. 
When winter comes, I just won't make a fuss 
My coat, hat and earmuffs keep my cozy 
But my long johns are the key to happiness 

My underclothes are not a topic 
I discuss very often 
But just in this case 
I can say with out haste 
I just gotta love my underwear 

When I'm Walking - in my winter - underwear!!!