YOU'RE A PINK TOOTHBRUSH - Lyrics - International Lyrics Playground

YOU'RE A PINK TOOTHBRUSH (Irving Halfin / Dick James / David Ruvin) Max Bygraves & Children's Choir - 1959 (Sound of noisy children followed by school bell) MAX (Spoken): All right, all right, all right, all right, children, all right, Teacher's 'ere. Now, lessons, what shall we 'ave today? Arithmatic? (NO!). English? (NO!). Thank goodness for that. Now, what would you like? (Tell us a story). Tell you a story. I think that'll be a good idea (SON!). Yes, now then. Once upon a time there was a toothbrush who lived all alone in a great big bathroom. Alone, that is, except for a tube of toothpaste. The tube of toothpaste was very amorous. Sometimes it would turn its nozzle towards the toothbrush and sing "Squeeze me, squeeze me, never let me go", but the blue tootbrush didn't care for the toothpaste. Then one morning, what d'you think happened? There was another toothbrush in the rack. A pink toothbrush. And the blue toothbrush looked towards the pink toothbrush and said.......... You're a pink toothbrush I'm a blue toothbrush Have we met somewhere before You're a pink toothbrush And I think, toothbrush That we met by the bathroom door Glad to meet, toothbrush Such a sweet toothbrush How you thrill me through and through Don't be hard, toothbrush On a soft toothbrush 'Cause I can't help loving you Ev'ry time I hear you whistle It makes my nylon bristle You're a pink toothbrush I'm a blue toothbrush Won't you marry me in haste I'll be true, toothbrush Just to you, toothbrush When we both use the same toothpaste MAX (Spoken): All right, children, I wanna see if you've been listening. When I say "two", join in on the chorus. One, three..... CHILDREN: You're a pink toothbrush I'm a blue toothbrush Have we met somewhere before You're a pink toothbrush And I think, toothbrush That we met by the bathroom door Glad to meet, toothbrush Such a sweet toothbrush How you thrill me through and through Don't be hard, toothbrush On a soft toothbrush 'Cause I can't help loving you MAX: Ev'ry time I hear you whistle It makes my nylon bristle ALL: You're a pink toothbrush I'm a blue toothbrush Won't you marry me in haste I'll be true, toothbrush Just to you, toothbrush When we both use the same toothpaste MAX (Spoken): That was very good. You can all take the day off! CHILDREN: HOORAAAAAYYYYYY!!! (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - November 2007)