BANANA SONG
Judge Dread


It's big and heavy but me carry the banana,
All the way to the sister's house.
She like to bite it but she like a piranha,
I want some left when I have to go home.

Day-o, day-o,
Morning come and me have to go home.
Day-o, day-o,
This woman, she won't leave me alone.

1 inch, 2 inch, 3 inch, 4,
She like banana and me give her more.
5 inch, 6 inch, 7 inch, 8!
I want to rest but she just won't wait.

Day-o, day-o,
Morning come and me have to go home.
Day-o, day-o,
This woman, she won't leave me alone.

She cry for more banana but the banana's gone,
She wake it up and she jump right on.
I give her more banana 'till she shout and scream,
What good banana if you have no cream!.

Day-o, day-o,
Morning come and me have to go home.
Day-o, day-o,
This woman, she won't leave me alone.

The morning come and me take home the banana,
The Mrs. says, "Did you work all night?"
I say "yes" but she know I managed lying,
She see the mark where the sister bite!

Day-o, day-o,
The woman see it now she willn't let me go.
Day-o, day-o,
This naughty woman she willn't leave me alone.