CURMUDGEON Nirvana I can't hide Not on the mantle I'm not sad until I'm home. It's the season I'm all reason I have seen how I have grown. Sheared at the seams Cheat on me And not seen At the seams. I'm a lecher I'm a planter I put something In the garden. In the handle On the mantle I met Santa I met God. I'm a lady Can you save me? It's the sulfur I have grown. 'Tis the season I'm all reason I have fleas So run on home. (Contributed by =Ae= - June 2013)