DOCTOR, DOCTOR
(John Enwhistle)

The Who


Doctor, there's something wrong with me 
My health is not all that it used to be 
My heart is out of beat, I got chokers on my feet 
My eyesight's getting dimmer, I can't see 

Doctor thanks for seeing me today, I'm glad, 
I've got every sickness there is to be had 
I had whooping cough last month 
And today I've got the mumps 
And tomorrow I'll catch chicken pox as well. 

Doctor doctor doctor make me well 
I've not got long to go now I can tell 
Doctor doctor doctor make me well 
I've not got long to go I can tell 
I've not got long to go I can tell 

Those pills I took have no effect at all 
Just the other day I had a nasty fall 
And I think I broke my jaw when it hit the kitchen floor 
And I'm shrinking last week I was five foot four 

I've been getting shivers lately, is it flu? 
I know the bug is going round, what can I do? 
It's about to pick on me, I've still got the other three 
Do you think I caught smallpox I'd get flu? 

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Do you think it's time that I made out my will? 
I'll leave everything to you to pay my bill 
Just how long is there to go 
Please tell me I want to know 
But on second thoughts don't tell me, I'm too ill.