DOES AN ELEPHANT LOVE PEANUTS ?
(Hanley)
Eddie Cantor
You ask me if I love you; Do I? Don't I?
Same old question twenty times a day.
I swear by stars above you....Do I? Don't I?
You're not convinced? Here's all that I can say:
Does an elephant love peanuts? Does he?
Does a goldfish love a bowl?
Does an ostrich love to stand while
His head's down in a sandpile?
Does a hotdog love a roll?
Does a bumblebee love honey? Does he?
Does an oyster love a stew?
When it comes to table manners,
Does a monkey love bananas?
If he does, then, baby, I love you.
Does a horsefly love the horses? Does he?
Does a squirrel love a nut?
Does a bold gorilla thrill a
Shy romantic miss gorilla?
Does a hobo love a mutt?
Does a tomcat love a back fence? Does he?
Does a cow just love to moo?
Does a rooster's cock-a-doodle
Make a hen go off her noodle?
If he does, then baby, I love you.
Do mosquitos love a fat man? Do they?
Does a piggy love to squeal?
Does a goose love to meander
When she's found a proper gander?
Has an eel got sex appeal?
Does a big giraffe love necking? Does he?
Does a dove just love to coo?
Does a herring feel quite tickled
Just as soon as he gets pickled?
If he does, then baby, I love you!