DON'T STICK STICKERS ON MY PAPER KNICKERS
(Norton York)


Katina - 1972
X Certificate - 1973
Delilah Samson - 1978



I went out with a boy who put stickers all over his car
"Disk Brakes", "Put a tiger in my tank" and "Ma, don't burn your bra"
We went out for a drive and when we stopped he read
"Make love not war",  "Ban The Bomb", "Drop Dead"

Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
That's one thing that I don't allow
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
I may have liked it once, but I don't allow it now

Standing on the platform waiting to catch a train
I found I couldn't move and how can I explain
I heard the rattle of the pail as the man walked away
I looked down and right across me read 
"Grand Opening - Everyone Welcome - Come Today"

Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
That's one thing that I don't allow
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
I may have liked it once, but I don't allow it now

All the words in the world won't change my mind
There's a way to get me going, and its not too hard to find
The rules of the game are really rather nice
You can try anything once, and the nice things twice

I got the sack the other day, I really don't know why
I was dressing this window model and looked up into the sky
The manager came in and before I could even speak
I was in the "Sale", "Reduced By Half", and "Bargain Of The Week"

Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
That's one thing that I don't allow
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
I may have liked it once, but I don't allow it now

(Oh, come on, let me lay one on ya) Ooh, don't be rotten
(Oh, ya, ya know you like it)
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
(Ooh, ya know you like it) You are awful
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
(Oh, come on, I've got a beautiful one 'ere) Be careful where you put it
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
(It says "Mother, I love ya", come on) No, no, not there
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
(Ooh, go on, let me do it)
Don't stick stickers on my paper knickers
(Go on)
Don't stick stickers ..... FADE



(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - August 2018)