DOOR TO DOOR SALESMAN
Matt Minglewood 


Hey Baby, Hey Baby
Don't treat me oh so bad
Oh baby, Oh baby
Don't you know that I'm the best thing
You ever had not gonna stand for that

Well went out last night, like I did every evening
Play guitar down at the Roll & Tumble bar
Went out at my front door who should I be receiving
But scooby-dooby dude in a Cadillac car

First I thought once, then I thought twice
Then I said no that girl is far too nice
I was just about to ask that dude just what he was selling
But the look in your eyes, in you eyes
Believe me I didn't need no telling baby

He was a salesman for his own company
He was trying to talk my baby into leaving me
He was a product with a written guarantee
Given you samples just for free

Oh Baby, Oh Baby
Did you have to treat me oh so bad
Oh baby, Oh baby
Don't you know that I'm the best thing
You ever had, not gonna stand for that



(Contributed by Bette Carl - February 2003)