EL ORANGE PASA
(sung to the tune of El Condor Pasa by Paul Simon)
Jon (poochorange)


I'd rather be an orange than a peel
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather be an instep than a heel
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would

Away, I'd rather run and hide
Like a mouse you cannot find
A cat gets confused with an owl
He gives the world its finest yowl
Its finest yowl

I'd rather be a scratcher than a post
Yes I would, if I could, I surely would
I'd rather feel the wood beneath my toes
Yes I would, if I only could, I surely would



(Contributed by Andy & Mogg - October 2003)