FRIENDLY UNDERTAKER
(Jim Nesbitt)


Jim Nesbitt - 1967





Well, I'm your friendly undertaker
Let me take you for a spin
Yeah, I'm your friendly undertaker
Let me take you for a spin
I got a big long black wagon 
That everybody's just dyin' to ride in

I offer you twenty-four-hour service
Call me 'cause I don't ever sleep
I offer you twenty-four-hour service 
Call me 'cause I don't ever sleep
Yeah, I'm your friendly undertaker
And I'll bury you deep and cheap

(Instrumental Break)

If you ain't got much money
Let me give you a helpin' hand
If you ain't got much money
Let me give you a helpin' hand
Yeah, I'm your friendly undertaker
You can use my lay away plan

I got a big long black wagon
It's got a big revolvin' door
I got a big long black wagon
It's got a big revolvin' door
Now you won't ride all cramped up
I even got room for four in the floor

SPOKEN:
Yes, friends and neighbours this is your friendly undertaker
I offer you twenty-four-hour service, seven days a week
Say there, buddy, you'd just as well come on in and wait






(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - November 2013)