FUNKY WORM
(Leroy "Sugarfoot" Bonner / M. Jones / Ralph "Pee Wee" Middlebrooks / 
Walter "Junie" Morrison / Norman Napier / Andrew Noland / M. Pierce /
Gregory Webster)

The Ohio Players


You're a little late, so step right this way and we'll get started 

Granny 
What? Say it now? Oh. say it now, say it now. Ahem!
Me and the Ohio Players are gonna tell you about a worm
He's the funkiest worm in the world 
Alright. Sing it, Clarence 

Clarence 
Theres' a worm in the ground, yes there is

Granny 
Thats right

Clarence 
he's six feet long

Granny 
six feet long

Clarence 
he only comes around

Granny 
when he wants to get down
But when he comes out of his hole
He sounds something like this

Granny 
oh that's funky
Like nine cans of shaving powder, that's funky
Alright. Sing it again, Clarence

Clarence 
and through all the land, yeah

Granny 
yeah

Clarence 
he plays in a band

Granny 
plays in a band

Clarence 
plays guitar without any hands
Pretty good, I might add

Granny 
yeah, when he grabs his guitar and starts to pluck
Everybody wants to get up and dance

Granny 
ah, get it baby
Don't, don't, don't
Don't fight the feeling. Don't fight it
Hey, don't stop now honey, get down
I'm his manager, heh heh
Gonna make a million dollars
I get it all, cause he can't spend it
There he goes
Goin' back in his hole, just the same way he came out
Do we get paid for this?
I just wanted to make sure. We do? OK