FURRY MURRAY
The Tradewinds
Chorus: Furry Murray got a Yul Brynner haircut.
Thick hairs like a two by four.
Furry Murray got a Yul Brynner haircut.
Now Murray ain't furry no more.
Murray was furry as a teddy bear
Until the barber cut off his hair.
Shaved his head, quick as a wink.
Now the flies all use it for a roller rink.
Chorus:
Murray now hurries when he goes to school.
Don't want to grow up a bald-headed fool.
Teacher says he's doing fine:
He's got a head like Professor Einstein.
Chorus:
Murray don't scurry at the high school hop.
He's really cool with his brand-new mop.
All the girls think he's cute;
His bald head looks like a ripe grapefruit.
Chorus: Furry Murray got a Yul Brynner haircut.
Thick hairs like a two by four.
Furry Murray got a Yul Brynner haircut.
Now Murray ain't furry no more.
Murray ain't furry no more.
Murray ain't furry no more.
(Contributed by Ralph Doty - February 2016)