GIRLS DON'T NAG YOUR HUSBANDS

Lonzo & Oscar


Girls don't nag your husbands
They are your pride and joy
You know before you hooked him
He was his mother's boy

She sacrificed her darling
That you might happy be
Girls don't nag your husbands
They must be weary free

Girls don't smoke cigarettes
He wants your love you know
And don't drink whiskey either
Just give your man a fair show

Your maw used to drink saspariller
Be careful how you act
If you want a cigarette
Just try some chewing wax

(Oscar what did your wife say to you the other night
When you got home late?
Oh Lonzo she really told me off
Did she sure enough?
She said:

(This part sped up)
But the most prominent color is a rose bouquet on a live __________
I've been wondering how it would look on a potted blue rug
Well they have a potted blue background with a floral patterned rug)

Don't call your husbands a hootenanny
Remember if you do
Some big old blonde hair flapper
With great big eyes of blue

Will gaze around and see him
And steal his love away
Oh girls don't nag your husbands
You'll never know such a day

Girls don't wink at other boys
Your husband won't like it you know
And don't throw kisses either
Just give your man a fair show

Don't do things to make your neighbors
Think your husbands an old hen-pecked
Now we're both married men, girls
So we know what a man expects

(Well looky there Oscar here comes your wife
Well so it is ain't it Lonzo? Yes sure, it is
Well hello there darlin'

(This part sped up)
But the most prominent color is a rose bouquet on a live __________
I've been wondering how it would look on a potted new rug
Well they have a potted blue background with a floral patterned rug)

Now we're both married men, girls
So we know what a man expects