HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
ALbum : "Weird Al" Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic


Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well it's time to celebrate your birthday
It happens every year
We'll eat a lot of broccoli and drink a lot of beer
You should be good and happy that there's somethin' you can eat
A million people every day are starvin' in the street
Your daddy's in the gutter with the retched and the poor
Your momma's in the kitchen with a can of Cycle Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be long before we're all gonna die!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Well what's the matter, little friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it while you can
We'll soon be blown to bits
The monkeys in the Pentagon
Are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button
All they need is an excuse
It doesn't take a military
Genius to see
We'll all be crispy critters
After World War III
There's no where you can run to
There's no where you can hide
'Cause when they drop the big one
We all get fried!
Come on boys and girls, sing along, okay?
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you! "Wow!"
Well there's a punk in the alley, and he's looking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buyin' everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you look today there's misery and greed
I guess you know the earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shouldn't have a little fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just blow out the candles
And have a piece of cake!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
"Wow!"
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
Happy Birthday!
Happy Birthday to you!
"Happy Birthday!"
"And a pinch to grow an inch!"