HAUNTED HOUSE
Gene Simmons


Just moved in my new house today.
Movin' was hard but I got squared away.
Bells started ringin' and chains rattled loud.
I knew I moved in a haunted house.

Still I made up my mind to stay.
Nothin' was a-gonna drive me away.
When I seen somthin' that give me the creeps,
Had one big eye and-a two big feet.

I stood right still and I did the freeze.
He did just stroll right up to me.
Made a noise with his feet that sound like a drum.
Said "You be here when the mornin' comes?"

Say yes I'll be here when the mornin' comes.
I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run.
I bought this house and you know I'm boss.
Ain't no haint gonna run me off.

In my kitchen my stove was a-blazin' hot.
Coffee was a-boilin' in the pot.
The grease had melted in the pan.
Had a hunk a-meat right in my hand.

From outer space there sat a man
On the hot stove with the pots and pans.
"Say that's hot I began to shout."
He drank a-hot coffee right from the spout.

He ate the raw meat right from my hand.
Drank the hot grease from the frying pan.
Looked at me said "You better run."
"And don't be here when the mornin' comes."

Say, yes I'll be here when the mornin' comes.
I'll be right here and I ain't gonna run.
I bought this house and you know I'm boss.
Ain't no ain't gonna run me off.