HEADLINES
(Alice Cooper / Davey Johnstone / Fred Mandel)

Alice Cooper


Do a show 
Save a child 
Raise a million bucks 
That'll last a while 
Fight at parties 
Buy a horse 
Lose a couple 
Win that big divorce 
I wanna be in the headlines 
Anything to be in the headlines 

Saw my chance 
Made my break 
Took the biggest float 
In the Rose parade 
Got jailed 
No disgrace 
A hundred million people 
Saw my face 

Called a conference 
With the press 
Announced my marriage plans 
In a wedding dress 
Climb a building 
At six-below 
On New Year's Eve 
Without a stitch of clothes 

I wanna be in the headlines 
Anything to be in the headlines 
As long as they spell my name right 
I hope that they catch my best side 

Popped out 
From a cake 
At the President's ball 
What a big mistake 
Fifty guns 
Aimed at me 
I was nearly killed 
But what publicity 
Nominated 
Something big 
Stole the hottest scene 
Says the Globe And Trib 
Porno movie 
Comes to light 
But I was starving then 
So that's alright 

I wanna be in the headlines 
Anything to be in the headlines 

As long as the spell my name right 
Hope that they catch my best side 
Keep my sidewalk status star bright 
Feel free to walk on me tonight 
Just don't spit on me. 

Headlines, headlines, 
Headlines, headlines, 
Headlines, headlines, 
Headlines.