HOLY SMOKE, CAN'T YOU TAKE A JOKE? Royal Bernard Arntz and Johnny Mercer Bing Crosby and the Music Maids What if I showed up kinda late Comin' from another date? Holy smoke, can't you take a joke? That was no lipstick on my tie, That was only cherry pie. Holy smoke, can't you take a joke? But if you wrote to Beatrice Fairfax, Asked her what to do, But if you only gave her the bare facts, She'd say I love you. Honey, I didn't tell those lies - Must have been two other guys. Holy smoke, can't you take a joke? (Transcribed by Lou Rugani - The Music of the Stars (WLIP) - June 2011) ++++++++++ As recorded by BILLY MILLS & THE KINGS MEN: What if I showed up kinda late Comin' from another date Holy smoke, can't ya take a joke Can't ya take a joke, take a joke, take a joke That was no lipstick on my tie That was only cherry pie Holy smoke, can't ya take a little joke, I hope Bet if you wrote to Beatrice Fairfax Asked her what to do Bet if you only gave her the fair facts She'd say I love you, ooh-ooh-ooh Honey, I never told those lies It must have been two other guys Holy smoke, can't ya take a joke Holy smoke, can't ya take a joke (Transcribed by Mel Priddle - June 2011)