IF A MAN ANSWERS
(Written by Bobby Darin)
Bobby Darin - 1962


If a Man Answers your phone when I call
Oh, there's gonna be some screamin' that ain't all
'Cause if I'm here callin' you
Then who's the who I'm talkin' to ?
Why any fool could see
That for sure it ain't me
If a Man Answers your phone then honey we're through!

Now everything between us used to be fine
Till I became a third party
When there ain't no party line
You-hear-me-talkin'

Gonna hang this phone up now and dial again
Oh and their better be a soprano on the other end
'Cause if the voice is baritone
When you told me you'd be home alone
Well,then I'm wastin' my time
Not to mention my dime
So, If a Man Answers your phone then honey I'm gone!