I'M READY

Muddy Waters 
Willie Dixon


I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

I got an axe handle pistol on a graveyard frame 
That shoot tombstone bullets, wearin' balls and chain 
I'm drinkin' TNT, I'm smokin' dynamite 
I hope some screwball start a fight 
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

All you pretty little chicks with your pretty little hair 
I know you feels like I ain't nowhere 
But stop what your doin' baby come overhere 
I'll prove to you baby, that I ain't no square 
Because I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me 

I been drinkin' gin like never before 
I feel so good, I want you to know 
One more drink, I wish you would 
I takes a whole lotta lovin' to make me feel good 
'Cause I'm ready, ready as anybody can be 
Now I'm ready for you, I hope you're ready for me