INCHIN' ALONG
Traditional


Episcopal preacher on bended knee,
Jesus'll come bye and bye,
Prays from the seat of his new MG, 
Jesus'll come bye and bye.

CHORUS: Inchin' along, inchin' along,
Jesus'll come bye and bye,
Inchin' along like a pore inchworm,
Jesus'll come bye and bye.

Baptist preacher has a real hard sell;
Jesus'll come bye and bye,
You buy all he's got or else you go to Hell;
Jesus'll come bye and bye.

CHORUS:

Methodist preacher -- what do you think?
Jesus'll come bye and bye,
Pulls down the shade before he takes a drink;
Jesus'll come bye and bye.

CHORUS:

Unitarian preacher -- listen and learn!
Jesus'll come bye and bye,
Always prays, "To whom it may concern."
Jesus'll come bye and bye

CHORUS:

A Jewish rabbi gives you good advice;
Jesus'll come bye and bye;
He'll get you into Heaven at a wholesale price.
Jesus'll come bye and bye.

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(Contributed by Ralph Doty - May 2007)