IS ANYBODY GOING TO SAN ANTONE No. 2
(Dave Kirby / Glenn Martin / Sheb Wooley)
Ben Colder - 1970
Sleepin' under a table in a roadside bar
A man could wake up stoned
Just blow in my ear and that'll wake me up
I think I'll just follow you home
That girl on the barstool with long blonde hair
She sure looks good from the rear
She just turned around and she's wearin' a beard
Don't that seem kinda weird
Is anybody goin' to San Antone
Or maybe to LA
I don't know why I said that
I'm goin' the other way
I'm goin' outside and catch me a ride
Somethin's drippin' down the front of my shirt
I don't know what to think
I guess it's true that I spill more
Than other people drink
Wind's whippin' down the back of my neck
Like I ain't got nothin' on
Wish the welfare Cadillac would pick me up
And take me to San Antone
Is anybody goin' to San Antone
Or maybe Albuequrque
I would thumb a ride and ride with pride
But my thumb is to darn jerky
[Bad Whistling)
I can't whistle either, Charley
(Transcribed by Mel Priddle - December 2018)