IT'S A LITTLE BITTY PISSANT COUNTRY PLACE
From Best little Whorehouse In Texas
Dolly Parton
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, ain't nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be.
It's just a piddly squatin old time country place, ain't nothing to hide at all.
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on.
Nothing dirty going on.
We get simple farmers,
Local business men,
Congress folks from Austin,
Young boys looking for sin,
And we used to get a lot of rough necks, when the oil boom was high,
but pay day would get a little rowdy, thank God the field ran dry.
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be.
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all.
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on.
I don't hire no married girl, they're not on the ball,
They got homes and husbands, they're not stable at all.
You know they don't understand a thing about a proper business day.
now what's the point in opening up the store if you give the goods away.
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be.
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all.
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on.
Keep your language clean girls, keep your bedrooms neat.
And don't hang around the town cafe and say hi on the street.
Mind you P's and Q's and manners, and you don't need no other tools.
Cause every girl that lives here knows my special no no rules.
Yea every girl that lives here knows Miss Mona's no no rules.
Ruby, Ray start up!
Beds are not to be wallowed in, thats the kind of thing that big fatlazy hogs do.
And it don't make money!
Betrix!
I won't tolerate no tying my telephone with other peoples business.
Eloise honey!
And please don't show us no tattoos no hearts and flowers on your thigh.
It's downright tacky.
Brands for cattle and that ain't what we're selling at the Snowdust
Do you catch my drift!
I pay the food and the rent and the utilities,
you keep your mind on your work responsibilities,
don't let your mouth overload your capabilities,
and we can get along.
Dawn!
Any bad habits you come in with, get rid off right now,
Tatte Joe!
I can't stand no chewing gum it looks just like a cow.
Lindy Lue!
Any one taking sick leave for to make real sure their sick.
And every time you hear that bell, you better get here double quick.
And as for pimps, pimps are something you don't need to get your daily business done.
Are you listening group.
Keep them leaches and blood suckers of the bathrobes, I know how to use a gun.
and nobody messes with my girls.
and any questions you might have about the way I run this place,
don't grip and whine behind my back,
just tell me face to face, I'm open minded say it all,
then go upstairs and pack, the door's that way.
She pays the food and the rent and the utilities,
we keep our minds on our work responsibilities,
don't let your mouth overload your capabilities,
and we can get along.
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be.
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all.
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill, but there's nothing dirty going on.
It's just a little bitty pissant country place, nothing much to see,
no drinking allowed, we get a nice quiet crowd, plain as it can be.
It's just a piddly squatin no time country place, nothing to hide at all.
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill,
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill,
just lots of good will, and maybe one small thrill,
but there's nothing dirty going on.
(Transcribed by John Sanders - December 2002)
