KEEP THE CUSTOMER SATISFIED
Paul Simon & Art Garfunkel
Gee but it's great to be back home 
Home is where I want to be. 
I've been on the road so long my friend, 
And if you came along 
I know you couldn't disagree.
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It's the same old story 
Everywhere I go, 
I get slandered, 
Libelled, 
I hear words I never heard In the Bible 
And I'm one step ahead of the shoeshine 
Two steps away from the county line 
Just trying to keep my customers satisfied, 
Satisfied.
Deputy Sheriff said to me 
Tell me what you come here for, boy. 
You better get your bags and flee. 
You're in trouble boy, 
And you're heading into more.
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